SimicLegendary Creature — Alien Advisor GuestAmbassador Blorpityblorpboop
Mana value5Rank#22,388
The Commander
When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters, you get 
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
At the beginning of each combat, you may have Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop's base power become equal to the total power of all stickers on permanents you control and its base toughness become equal to those stickers' total toughness.
Guide
Gameplan
You're a sticker-matters Simic deck built around Unfinity's sticker mechanic: open sticker sheets, slap name/art/power-toughness stickers on your permanents, and use those stickers to pump Blorpityblorpboop into a sizable beater each combat. The ETB gives you three tickets to spend on activated sticker abilities throughout the game while you grind value and out-size the table.
Strengths
- Self-sufficient threat that grows on its own from stickers without relying on the rest of the board
- Generates tickets on cast and recast, fueling repeatable sticker activations
- Simic colors give access to the best ramp, card draw, and protection in the format
- Surprisingly resilient combat clock since base P/T resets each combat regardless of removal on other permanents
Weaknesses
- Heavily dependent on the somewhat random sticker mechanic, which many playgroups ban or dislike
- Power/toughness stickers are scarce per sheet, so the buff can be inconsistent
- Removal-light commander that mostly just hits — easily chump blocked or bounced
- Five mana for a creature that does little without setup and a combat trigger
Key Cards
- _____ Goblin — A premier sticker payoff that lets you reliably attach stickers and turn the mechanic into a real engine.
- The Most Dangerous Gamer — Another strong sticker-matters card that converts your sticker investment into recurring value and tickets.
- Simic Signet — Cheap ramp to deploy Blorpityblorpboop early and rebuild after it's answered.
- Lightning Greaves — Haste and shroud let you immediately swing with the pumped commander and protect your investment.
- Rhystic Study — Premium Simic-accessible card advantage to keep the gas flowing while you assemble stickers.
Upgrade Path
Lean into the sticker package with every legal sticker payoff and ways to add extra stickers, then build a Voltron support shell of cheap equipment, evasion (trample/unblockable), and protection like Heroic Intervention to ensure your commander connects. Add fast Simic ramp and top-end card draw to close games before variance catches up, and confirm your playgroup allows stickers before investing.
Core Cards
The most-played cards for this commander, built from aggregated deck data (the Mythic Graph). Build public decks to seed it.
Win Conditions
- ▸Beating down and dealing 21 commander damage with a sticker-pumped Blorpityblorpboop
- ▸Going wide/tall via sticker payoffs and overwhelming with combat
- ▸Grinding out card and ticket advantage until you out-resource the table
Archetypes
- Sticker Tribal / Stickers-Matter — The commander is one of the few payoffs that directly scales off the total power and toughness of your stickers.
- Voltron — Stacking power/toughness stickers and equipment onto Blorpityblorpboop turns it into a lone commander-damage threat.
- Value Midrange — Tickets and Simic card advantage let you grind incremental advantage while the commander applies pressure.
Combos
No combos found for this commander on Commander Spellbook.
Related Commanders
Same color identity (GU), by popularity.
